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非主流男孩个性签名/个性留言

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:PNice legs...what time do they open:P 好漂亮的腿啊。。。什么时候叉开呢?

Do you work for FedEx? I thought I saw you checking out my package ;)你在联邦快递上班吗?我好像看到你翻了我的包

You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? 你有206节骨骼,还想再加一节吗?


Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me 嗨,我是Mr. Right,听说你在找我

;) Just call me milk, I'll do your body good ;) 就叫我“牛奶”吧,我会对你的身体有好处

If i was a dog and u were a flower I'd lift my leg high, And give you a shower!! 如果我是一只狗,你是一朵花,我将抬高腿让你痛苦地享受淋浴

Was ur daddy a baker coz u got a nice set of buns!!你爸是厨师吗?给你发出来的两个馒头太棒了。

show them a screw and say wanna screw and if they say yes say lets go! if they say no say well why not, it'll just be 2 boards rubbin' together!


(@) The cutest kittens have the sharpest claws (@)最漂亮的小猫拥有最锋利的爪子

:P;) I've lost my phone number. Can I have yours? ;):P我忘了自己的电话号码,能告诉我你的吗?

(6);) I've lost my teddy bear.Could you sleep with me tonight? ;)(6)我的泰迪熊熊丢了,今晚你陪我睡好吗?

;) If it weren't for you, I wouldn't come to school ;)如果不是为了你,我绝对不上学去

Ur so ugly tht b4 your mum goes to kiss you good night she puts a paperbag over ur head知道你妈每晚睡前吻你时为什么拿个纸袋套你头上吗?你太丑了!


*I refuse to engage in a battle of wits, as I will not take advantage of the handicapped*我拒绝跟你比智力,因为我不想欺负残疾人。


(%):PIf being ugly is a crime, u wood get a life sentence!!:P(%)长的丑要是算犯罪的话,你得被拉出去bi了!

(U)Love is like falling down... in the end you're left hurt, scarred, and with a memory of it forever(U)爱一场就像摔一跤。。。结局是疼痛,伤疤,还有终生的记忆。

Girl you kinda like vitamin C 'cause you make my BONE get HARD! ;)

You have been a very naughty girl! Now go to my room! (6)你这丫头太淘气了!到我房间来!

(B)(au)If u drink n drive ur a bloody idiot n if u make it home ur a bloody legend!(au)(B)喝了酒开车,你就是个大蠢蛋。喝了酒把车开回家,你就是一NB传奇!

The only thing I want between our relationship is Latex 谁也不能把我俩分开,除了Latex(注:套的牌子)

You're the worst lookin chick here but beauty is only a light switch away你长的也太丑了,不过关了灯就好了

I would have given you the key to my heart, but u have already picked the lock本来要把我心灵的钥匙给你,但你早就挑选了锁

:D(Y)(B)My teacher said I could become anything so I became drunk(B)(Y):D老师说我可以成为任何人物,所以我成为了一个醉鬼

(6)Dont make me mad..Im running out of places to hide the bodies(6)别惹我。。。我正在为藏尸犯愁

非主流qq女孩个性签名/个性留言(英文)

  • :P Didn't ask to be a princess, but hey if the crown fits! :P
  • Don't be afraid to be yourself, the people who matter don't care; the people that care don't matter 大胆表现自我;在意你的人不会介意;介意你的人不会在意;
  • I'd like a diamond, I'd like some gold, I'd like a pearl, Because I'm daddy's little girl :)
  • ur looks, ur smile, ur kiss, ur style everythin bout u boy drives me wild
  • You know I love you, You know I care, Whenever you need me I will be there!
  • If Love Is A Crime I Would Be In Jail Forever如果爱是犯罪,我将被判无期

qq女孩签名/个性签名留言(英文)

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, But what happened to you!
  • Do you believe in love at first site..? Or do I have to walk past again?
  • Im YOUNG and BEAUTIFUL thats all that counts!
  • Ur only bad if u get caught... so that makes me a good girl.. right?!
  • Im sorry, do I look like I was listening?~
  • Smokin can really kill a person, y dont u try it?!

非主流个性签名

  • Ur like my maths book, u hav lots of problems! 你就像我的数学课本,问题大大的!
  • Sometimes I wish I was a little kid again.. Skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts!好想回到童年。。。膝盖伤痕比心灵伤痕容易愈合的多
  • SMART girls are more interested in having FUN than trying to look perfect~!
  • We are the people your parents warned you about!
  • Don't Treat Me Any Differently Than You Would The Queen勿将女王与我区别对待!

甜女孩个性签名/网名(英文)

  • Dont wear a frown, its neva in style, just do ur best 2 SMILE SMILE SMILE!
  • Dont ask me complicated questions! I'm blonde!
  • When god made me, he was just showin off! 上帝造我就是为了炫耀
  • Caution: I'm mental! communicate with me at ur own risk!警告:我神经了!与我接触,后果自负
  • My name isn't Elmo, but tickle me anyway!
  • My Dad (L)'s Me N I (L) His Credit Card爸爸爱我,我爱爸爸的信用卡 

女性化个性签名(英文)

  • I won't mess with your head or play with your heart, Because I'm a real girl and I finish what I start.
  • You shouldn't be anyone specail to me, Your just another guy. you shouldn't lead me on exspcially if it's a lie, one day it's love the next day it's done, you hurt me to much to be the one
  • At night i pray that soon your face will fade away!
  • I'm not perfect, niether is he but together we just may be!
  • (*) Im a supergirl and Im here to save the world (*)
  • Tired of trying, Sick of crying, yeah i'm smiling but inside I'm dying!
  • Someone asked if I knew you, it was sad cause all I could say was " I used to"
  • Please don't think I'm crazy, I don't want you to understand. My mind is going hazy, to hell with your helping hand... Why don't you just leave me alone, this conflict is my own!

酷酷的女性个性签名

  • Girls don't like boys, girls like money and expensive cars!
  • God made sand, God made dirt, God made boys so girls can flirt!
  • I love you is eight letters long but so is bullshit!
  • Looking 4 Mr. Right
  • Miss.Ms ©

qq女孩非主流个性签名/网名(英文)

  • Forget chocolate, Diamonds are my best friend!
  • Boys are great, every girl should own 1 (or two... three...)
  • :)I'm too pretty to do math ;)
  • Im part of the F.B.I: Im Faboulos, beautiful and Intelligent
  • Sweet yet loud, Im a cutie 'n' proud!
  • I'm not a goddess I'm not a queen, I'm just the prettiest girl you have ever seen!(K)
  • Broken Baby Doll

最新个性签名

人生如戏、戏如人生,我们都是一名戏子,为别人演绎繁华盛世。、

那双眼瞳里,盛满了蓝色的悲伤。

你只属于我 属于我、

平凡的我 很想知道 究竟谁真心对我好过。

一句〃无所谓〃是我给自己最大的保护

◆◇ヽ握不住的沙.放手也罢..

俄、迩彼此都是过客, 何必当真

﹏ 莪 、当年也是个痴情德种子,结果下了场雨,淹死乐。

这段感情很纠结,这份爱到底该属于谁

2010.没有你再爱我 我哪来活着的勇气走下去

回忆如此多。 记忆不比你 www.x7qq.cn

ζ、萁實絠些倳, 看淡ㄋ , 習慣ㄋ, 噈恏ㄋ

赫。尔对俄说,尔会永远记得俄。

(り 、最讨厌被误会了、但越解释越觉得难过、

◆◇° 好想独自的思念 , 却深深的太有想妳 。╮

你想要说的,是我们的曾经、还是曾经的我们

以前那个单纯的自己,被现实伤的遍体鳞伤。

如果可以\ 我想遗忘所有人和事

从 不知 道 你 想要的 、 我 只明白 自己想要 的   。/

有时候不是一句对不起就可以原谅。

简单的情歌、因为少了你手心的温热。

在水一方,任思念泛滥........

_______ 这辈子、我只能说我输得彻底...